Clark Kent, Kal-El, Superman takes on Kakarot better known as Goku in an epic rap battle!


Superman starts off throwing down a gauntlet of insults calling Dragon Ball Z “awful animation” with a “complicated plot.” He then threatens to Goku’s entire primitive species. He goes on a tirade calling them “primitive and limited.” He even insults Goku’s home calling it “a village of idiots.” Finally, Superman threatens to snap a carrot if Goku steps in Metropolis. That was the final straw for Goku.

Goku launches into his own rap, not only attacking Superman, but DC Comics, “How many times are they gonna rewrite your story?” He then insults Superman’s powers calling them “boring.” He mocks Superman’s idea that he could defeat him with his heat vision, calling him a “flying Miss Daisy.” Then Goku takes it to another level and insults every single Superman movie saying, “When I see your movies all I do is watch the clock cause there’s nothing fun about it, a super hero scared of green rocks.” He then goes after Superman’s red trunks referring to them as panties. But the biggest insult comes when Goku goes after Lois Lane!

Superman wasn’t going to have any of that. He steps in with a huge diss on Goku’s fight scenes. “Just one punch and over nine thousand screams.”

However, Goku fires right back, “You got your a** beat by a bat with no powers.” Then Goku escalates the battle from a rap to a physical confrontation, “There’s only one way that this battle’s gonna end, one more Superman who’s never gonna walk again.”

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