Author Chris Sawin

September 26, 2022

In Smile, audiences are introduced to Dr. Rose Cotter (Sosie Bacon, Scream: The TV Series), an emergency psych unit therapist finds purpose in providing comfort and safety to any and all individuals who pass th...

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‘Barbarian’ Review – Suckling the Teat of Horrific Delight

September 13, 2022

After years of building a career in comedy, The Whitest Kids U'Know founding member Zach Cregger has decided to take a step outside the box and trade in his signature humor for the chance to make his audience s...

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‘Pinocchio’ Review – A Bloated, Beached Whale Of A Live-Action Remake

September 9, 2022

The original 1940 Pinocchio is my personal favorite Disney animated film ever; Sure, it has its flaws and is nonsensical in a lot of ways, but the terrifying donkey transformations are borderline horror genre m...

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‘The Witch: Part 2. The Other One’ Review – A Blood-Soaked Tribute To Akira

June 20, 2022

Labeled as a South Korean mystery-action-horror film, The Witch 2: The Other is a sequel to 2018's The Witch: Subversion, both of which explore a different spin on the concept of children being genetically-engi...

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The Northman Review: A Gory Viking Epic Forged In Boisterous Greatness

April 25, 2022

The Northman is director Robert Eggers third feature length film after The Witch and The Lighthouse. The film is written by Eggers and Sjón, who also co-wrote Lamb and is a frequent collaborator with Björ...

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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore Review: A Broken Franchise Filled With Disjointed Magic

April 18, 2022

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore is mostly a race to prevent Gellert Grindlewald (now played by Mads Mikkelsen) from gaining even more power. Dumbledore (Jude Law) recruits Newt (Eddie Redmayne), his...

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Ambulance Review: Action At Its Dumbest And Gaudiest

April 11, 2022

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Ambulance is a remake of a 2005 Danish film of the same name. Michael Bay’s version of the film follows former Marine Will Sharp (Yahya Abdul-Mateen II) as he struggles to find a job and support his family; his...

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Uncharted Review: Staleness From Bland Beginnings

March 8, 2022

Based on the popular Naughty Dog video game franchise, Uncharted is directed by Ruben Fleischer (the Zombieland films, Venom) and written by the screenwriters that brought us Chuck, Transformers: The Last Knigh...

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Moonfall Review: It’s Raining Moon

February 4, 2022