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‘Barbarian’ Review – Suckling the Teat of Horrific Delight

September 13, 2022

After years of building a career in comedy, The Whitest Kids U'Know founding member Zach Cregger has decided to take a step outside the box and trade in his signature humor for the chance to make his audience s...

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‘Pinocchio’ Review – A Bloated, Beached Whale Of A Live-Action Remake

Chris Sawin

September 9, 2022

Movie Reviews, Movies

The original 1940 Pinocchio is my personal favorite Disney animated film ever; Sure, it has its flaws and is nonsensical in a lot of ways, but the terrifying donkey transformations are borderline horror genre m...

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‘Samaritan’ Review: Sylvester Stallone Reconstructs The Superhero With Latest Amazon Film

Jacob Smith

August 30, 2022

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There's no way around the elephant in the room - our society has become obsessed with superhero culture. From Marvel and DC Comics, to the endless supply of content that “deconstructs” the idea of superheroes a...

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‘The Invitation’ Review: G4 Alum Blair Butler Crafts Female ‘Get Out’ With Vampires

Jacob Smith

August 29, 2022

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One of the toughest genres to succeed in for inexperienced filmmakers is PG-13 horror movies, which are limited by the resources that they can use for maximum scares. The result is that many films resort to jum...

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‘Beast’ Review – An Apex Predator Takes On A Man And His Two Unlikable Daughters

Jacob Smith

August 27, 2022

Movie Reviews, Movies, Reviews

It has been a hit-or-miss year in the world of horror, as while 2022 has presented us some certified gems such as The Black Phone and The Witch Part 2 The Other One, it's also given us some certified garbage su...

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‘They/Them’ Review – A Slasher Movie That Refuses To Kill It’s Diverse LGBTQ Cast

Jacob Smith

August 11, 2022

Movie Reviews

When NBCUniversal announced it was doing a horror film about a Christian gay conversion camp filled with actors who are all members of the LGBTQ community, it was obvious their intention was to make a film that...

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‘Prey’ (2022) Review – A Mediocre Predator Film Playing Up Representation And Female Empowerment

Jacob Smith

August 5, 2022

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Believe it or not, some film critics have been tossing around the word "masterpiece" when describing the new Predator film - which Disney didn't even have enough faith in to give a theatrical release - and I th...

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‘Thor: Love and Thunder’ Review – A Hanna-Barbera Cartoon About Cancer

Jacob Smith

July 8, 2022

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The latest episode of Marvel’s longest-running cinematic soap opera is upon us and the film has more holes than a Ukrainian swimming pool. Tessa Thompson as King Valkyrie in Marvel Studios' THOR: LOVE AND T...

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‘The Witch: Part 2. The Other One’ Review – A Blood-Soaked Tribute To Akira

Chris Sawin

June 20, 2022

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Labeled as a South Korean mystery-action-horror film, The Witch 2: The Other is a sequel to 2018's The Witch: Subversion, both of which explore a different spin on the concept of children being genetically-engi...

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‘Terror On The Prairie’ Review – An Authentic, Riveting Western That Hits The Bullseye

Slade Hale

June 15, 2022

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By this point, the story of Gina Carano's much-publicized exodus from Star Wars: The Mandalorian - and Hollywood mainstream culture in general - has been well established. Soon after getting the boot, Conservat...