In Apparent Attempt To Avoid Causing Offense, Taika Waititi’s ‘Time Bandits’ TV Remake Will Not Feature Dwarfs

The Time Bandits appear before Kevin (Craig Warnock) in Time Bandits (1981), HandMade Films
The Time Bandits appear before Kevin (Craig Warnock) in Time Bandits (1981), HandMade Films

In a decision ostensibly made in order to be more ‘inclusive’ and less offensive, Taika Waititi’s upcoming television remake of Time Bandits will no longer see dwarfs accompanying protagonist Kevin on his adventures, but rather regularly-sized individuals.

The titular group shows off their spacetime map in Time Bandits (1981), HandMade Films
The titular group shows off their spacetime map in Time Bandits (1981), HandMade Films

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This fact was confirmed by the series’ first official press photo, as released exclusively by Entertainment Weekly on May 20th.

Therein, Kevin (Kal-El Tuck) can be seen standing in a field standing side-by-side with the titular Time Bandits (Tasha Murphy, Roger Jean Nsengiyumva, Kiera Thompson, and Rune Temte) and their leader Penelope (Lisa Kudrow), a new character developed exclusively for the series.

But in a significant deviation from Terry Gilliam’s 1981 original film, rather than being on par with his companion’s heights, Kevin is instead shown to be the shortest of the entire group, the Time Bandits themselves all being of average adult human height.

Randall (David Rappaport) breaks down the group's plans to Kevin (Craig Warnock) in Time Bandits (1981), HandMade Films
Randall (David Rappaport) breaks down the group’s plans to Kevin (Craig Warnock) in Time Bandits (1981), HandMade Films

As of writing, neither Waititi, his series co-creators Jermaine Clement and Iain Morris, nor production studio Apple TV have offered an official statement regarding or reason for this change.

However, given that the topic of dwarf characters has become yet another ‘progressive battleground’ in recent years, it’s likely that this change was made in order to avoid offending anyone of reduced stature – as previously seen with Disney’s Snow White remake, which originally attempted to replace the story’s iconic Seven Dwarfs with seven ‘bandits’ before public backlash (and a desperate need for some good will) prompted them to reverse course.

The Supreme Being (Tony Jay) demands the return of his map in Time Bandits (1981), HandMade Films
The Supreme Being (Tony Jay) demands the return of his map in Time Bandits (1981), HandMade Films

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Notably, should this reveal leave one concerned for the series’ actual content, they would take care to know that they are not alone in holding that sentiment, as Gilliam himself is reportedly not a fan of Waititi’s attempt to revive his creation.

Per an an alleged crew member who spoke to World of Reel‘s Jordan Rulmy, during a December 2022 visit to the series’ New Zealand set, Gilliam allegedly walked off after finding himself massively disappointed with the entire production.

King Agamemnon (Sean Connery) thanks Kevin (Craig Warnock) for his help in besting the Minotaur in Time Bandit (1981), HandMade Films
King Agamemnon (Sean Connery) thanks Kevin (Craig Warnock) for his help in besting the Minotaur in Time Bandit (1981), HandMade Films

“He wasn’t happy,” said the insider. “He kept groaning and making remarks. Terry was supposed to be there for two weeks but he left after three days.”

“His disdain for the entire project was quite obvious,” they added. “You probably won’t be hearing any praise for this series from him anytime soon.”

Thomas (Taika Waititi) is about to be entrusted with Hal Jordan's (Ryan Reynolds) new secret in Green Lantern (2011), Warner Bros. Pictures
Thomas (Taika Waititi) is about to be entrusted with Hal Jordan’s (Ryan Reynolds) new secret in Green Lantern (2011), Warner Bros. Pictures

Ultimately, the extent of Waititi’s damage to the Time Bandits‘ reputation will come to light when the series premieres exclusively on Apple TV+ on July 24th.

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