After Ryan Reynolds dropped his hilarious Bob Ross inspired trailer for Deadpool 2, 20th Century Fox unveiled an official website for the film. On the website we got what appears to be the official title (it’s not Deadpool 2) for the film as well as our first official synopsis. Needless to say both are typical Deadpool and ridiculously funny.

The movie is now officially called The Untitled Deadpool Sequel. That’s not a lie. You can see for yourself on 20th Century Fox’s official website. Along with the new title we got an official synopsis. I’m warning you right now, don’t start drinking anything before you read this.

After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.

Mayberry, North Carolina sure has changed since Andy Griffith retired as sheriff. I can’t believe they let the likes of Deadpool run wild as a bartender down there! I wonder if by hottest he’s really talking about temperature. You know it’s gotta be stifling in that red suit during the summer!

And just in case you still think this is a little too far-fetched to believe, here’s a screenshot:

Deadpool Title and Synopsis

The Untitled Deadpool Sequel star Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, Morena Baccarin as Vanessa, Josh Brolin as Cable, Zazie Beetz as Domino, Briana Hildebrand as Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Stefan Kapicic as Colossus, T.J> Miller as Weasel, Leslie Uggams as Blind Al, and Karan Soni as Dopinder.