When Deadpool is around, no one is safe. Even soccer great David Beckham! In Deadpool 2, Beckham’s voice was the butt of a joke between Blind Al and Wade. You ever heard David Beckham speak? It’s like he mouth sexed a can of helium.” David Beckham was not impressed by the joke whatsoever. So, Deadpool took it upon himself to apologize to the soccer phenom. Ryan Reynolds even brags he has a black belt in apology as all Canadians do.

Check out the video below!

The apology starts with a text to Beckham which says “I’m Sorry. Forgive me.” Beckham isn’t moved in the slightest. It doesn’t take long for Wade to up the ante a bit and knock on his door.

There Deadpool is holding a plate of cookies and glass of milk. Beckham promptly slams the door in his face. Quickly another knock follows. When Beckham opens the door we see Deadpool holding a handful of red balloons. He says” Too Soon?” in a helium caused high pitched voice. David unamused slams the door on Wade for the second time.

Deadpool being Deadpool won’t let sleeping dogs lie, and knocks for a third time. As the door opens we see Deadpool surround by a Mariachi band singing, “Lo Siento” or “I’m sorry” in Spanish. Beckham once again slams the door.

Again the door knocks and a physically frustrated Beckham opens the door to Berlin’s  “Take my Breath Away.” This time Deadpool has a pair of World Cup tickets in his hand and he’s sporting what looks like a Canadian national team soccer jersey. Deadpool says ” I can’t wait to not watch Italy play the Netherlands”.

Finally, the ice has broken and Beckham’s anger seems to cool. Beckham tells him, “I can’t stay mad at you.”  The two then embrace with a friendly hug. However, Deadpool takes a little too far as he begins rubbing Beckham’s back and tells him, “Oh god. Finally, that feels so good. You smell amazing like cinnamon and man hug. Let’s never let go…to let go of this burden together. It’s just wonderful.”

Then, Beckham asks Wade what he was apologizing for. To which Deadpool replies about the joke about Beckham’s voice. Deadpool, now seemingly confused, asks him what he thought he was apologizing for. Beckham blurts out a laundry list straight of Ryan Reynolds movies including R.I.P.D., Green Lantern, Blade Trinity, and Boltneck. The last one doesn’t sit well with Deadpool as he calls it a “masterpiece.”

That’s when Beckham slams the door again. Deadpool instantly begins apologizing again.  It appears to have worked because as the clip comes to an end Deadpool is hanging out with Beckham on his couch!

Deadpool 2 opens May 18th!

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    Jorge Arenas
    Resident Star Trek Specialist/ Writer

    If Starfleet were real his career would be in a much different place. Currently, he specializes in all things Star Trek. He loves DC but has a soft spot for Deadpool.