The Stanley Parable Co-Creator William Pugh Omits Part of Cyberpunk 2077 EULA In Order To Trash CD Projekt Red
William Pugh, the director of video game developer Crows Crows Crows and co-creator of the popular indie title The Stanley Parable, has intentionally misrepresented Cyberpunk 2077’s EULA for the sole purpose of adding fuel to the outrage against the game’s developer, CD Projekt Red.
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As copies of the game began to slowly trickle out into the wild prior to its December 10th launch date, Game Informer published a âCyberpunk 2077 Epileptic PSAâ, wherein Associate Editor Liana Ruppert drew on her own experience of suffering a seizure while playing to warn players of various âtriggersâ throughout the game.
In particular, Ruppert pointed to the gameâs âbraindanceâ mechanic, which presents a series of rapidly flashing lights each time the player chooses to âplug inâ to the memories of another character.
Following Ruppertâs article, CD Projekt Red thanked her for bringing up the issue, explaining that they would be âworking on adding a separate warning in the game, aside from the one that exists in the EULA.
They added, âRegarding a more permanent solution, Dev team is currently exploring that and will be implementing it as soon as possible.â
In the gameâs EULA, which also features a âquick summaryâ of certain articles throughout the agreement written in the voice of âa Night City native, a real cyberpunk who knows whatâs what when it comes to translating legal-speak,â CD Projekt Red provides an explicit warning that âCyberpunk 2077 may contain flashing lights and images, which may induce epileptic seizuresâ and asks that âif you or anyone in your household has an epileptic condition, please consult your doctor before playing Cyberpunk 2077.â
ââNother warning here, anâ itâs an important one, too!â reads the Night City residentâs translation. âIf you or someone you live with suffers from an epileptic condition, talk to your doctor before jackinâ into Cyberpunk 2077.â
It was then that Pugh, hoping to join the chorus of critics eager to deride Cyberpunk 2077 for any infraction, perceived or otherwise, took issue with CDPRâs response and how the warning only appeared in the EULA.
âSilly us!!!â Pugh said sarcastically. âIt was in the EULA the whole time!!â
He added, âYou can do anything if you put it in your EULA first!â
Intentionally cropping out the legal EULA text and citing only its âNight Cityâ translation, Pugh proceeded to attack CD Projekt Red as if they had intentionally disregarded peopleâs safety amidst a bevy of ongoing health risks during the development of their game.
âhey doc thanks for squeezing me in late notice during the most deadly winter of our lives… YES I DO know itâs a pandemic & shit (good job on the vaccine btw) but anyway yeah can I play this specific videogame??â the developer facetiously wrote.
When asked by @Kappische “what’s your problem”, Pugh colorfully explained that his issue was with the warning’s single placement being in the EULA.
In response to one user, who after reading Pughâs tweets was âconvinced that people are willing to throw a temper tantrum over literally anything if the thing is popular enough,â the developer childishly asked the user to âsuck my nips retweet peteâ.
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When the user replied âmaybe I f—ing willâ and asked âwhat are you going to do then, complain if I donât speak in text-book language while cuddling?â, Pugh tweeted an image of a fictitious personal EULA that read âif you reply to williamâs tweet youâre a f—inâ lil loser who likes sticking old penniers up yet nose govnah!!â
âIâm the willim pugh eula suck my DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII,â Pugh concluded.
Unsurprisingly and rather embarrassingly, when confronted by players who pointed out that he had deceptively left out the gameâs actual legal text, Pugh exclaimed that âTHE FANS ARE COMING FOR MEâ.
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