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Reneé Rapp as Regina George in Mean Girls (2024), Paramount Pictures
January 16, 2024
A shot-for-shot of the original, Mean Girls doesn't bring anything new to the table — making you want to watch…
Jason Statham as Adam Clay in The Beekeeper (2024), Miramax
January 15, 2024
Jason Statham proves he's Hollywood's last action star in The Beekeeper — a fun, action-packed movie that is a great…
The official poster for the crime drama I Did It My Way (2023), Well Go USA Entertainment
January 15, 2024
Jason Kwan's new crime drama I Did It My Way has a ton of potential that ultimately squanders with outright…
Kevin Von Erich (Zac Efron) reveals his goal in life is to be with his family in The Iron Claw (2023), A24
January 10, 2024
Does The Iron Claw treat wrestling like its fake or does it put the tragedy of the Von Erich family…
Eve Waller (Kerry Condon) realizes she is far from the surface in Night Swim (2023), Blumhouse
January 10, 2024
Did Night Swim, the new horror release from Blumhouse and James Wan, sink or manage to tread water? Find our…
Ben (Glen Powell) and Bea (Sydney Sweeney) devise a plan to make their exes jealous in Anyone But You (2023), Sony Pictures
January 8, 2024
Anyone But You is the cinematic equivalent of asking your plumber to pave your driveway; Hollywood's handling of a rom-com…
Bella (Emma Stone) contemplates more in Poor Things (2023), Searchlight Pictures
January 4, 2024
Emma Stone is the 'modern female' - sexually liberated and a giant child - in the wannabe award contender, Poor…
Orm Marius (Patrick Wilson) and Arthur Curry (Jason Momoa) lay eyes on a giant butterfly in Aquaman and the Last Kingdom (2023), Warner Bros. Pictures
December 28, 2023
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom sets sail in tepid DCEU waters this holiday season, but is it as bad as…
Willy Wonka (Timothée Chalamet) is disappointed that his chocolate was not well received in Wonka (2023), Warner Bros. Pictures
December 21, 2023
If you don't have any sentimental attachment to the Wonka franchise, it's hard to see there being anything for you…
Nicolas Cage as Paul Matthews in Dream Scenario (2023), A24
December 14, 2023
Dream Scenario is a textbook example of a film that is going to be loved by critics, but hated by…
Joel Kinnaman as Brian Godlock in Silent Night (2023), Lionsgate
December 13, 2023
A brilliant action thriller, John Woo's Silent Night is one of the better films you can watch this holiday season.
Dex (Kenan Thompson) and Ed (Kel Mitchell) are back to take your order in Good Burger 2 (2023), Paramount Plus
December 12, 2023
The new Good Burger order is up so we have a movie review, where we must beg the question: is…
A look at Godzilla from Godzilla Minus One. Image property of Toho.
December 12, 2023
Godzilla Minus One is a roaring good time worthy of not only being called the best movie of 2023 but…
The Killer. Michael Fassbender as an assassin in The Killer. Cr. Netflix ©2023. / The Killer Vol. 1 Issue #1 "Long Fire, Part One" (2006), Archaia. Words by Matz, art by Luc Jacamon.
December 6, 2023
In this column I intend to share some thoughts about The Killer (both book and movie) and then follow it…
Barry Keoghan as Oliver Quick in Saltburn (2023), Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
December 4, 2023
A gluttonous form of luxury that’s deadly and intoxicating as much as it is orgasmically gratifying, Saltburn is disgustingly mesmerizing.