Movie Reviews

Bella (Emma Stone) contemplates more in Poor Things (2023), Searchlight Pictures
January 4, 2024
Emma Stone is the 'modern female' - sexually liberated and a giant child - in the wannabe award contender, Poor…
Orm Marius (Patrick Wilson) and Arthur Curry (Jason Momoa) lay eyes on a giant butterfly in Aquaman and the Last Kingdom (2023), Warner Bros. Pictures
December 28, 2023
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom sets sail in tepid DCEU waters this holiday season, but is it as bad as…
Willy Wonka (Timothée Chalamet) is disappointed that his chocolate was not well received in Wonka (2023), Warner Bros. Pictures
December 21, 2023
If you don't have any sentimental attachment to the Wonka franchise, it's hard to see there being anything for you…
Nicolas Cage as Paul Matthews in Dream Scenario (2023), A24
December 14, 2023
Dream Scenario is a textbook example of a film that is going to be loved by critics, but hated by…
Joel Kinnaman as Brian Godlock in Silent Night (2023), Lionsgate
December 13, 2023
A brilliant action thriller, John Woo's Silent Night is one of the better films you can watch this holiday season.
Dex (Kenan Thompson) and Ed (Kel Mitchell) are back to take your order in Good Burger 2 (2023), Paramount Plus
December 12, 2023
The new Good Burger order is up so we have a movie review, where we must beg the question: is…
A look at Godzilla from Godzilla Minus One. Image property of Toho.
December 12, 2023
Godzilla Minus One is a roaring good time worthy of not only being called the best movie of 2023 but…
The Killer. Michael Fassbender as an assassin in The Killer. Cr. Netflix ©2023. / The Killer Vol. 1 Issue #1 "Long Fire, Part One" (2006), Archaia. Words by Matz, art by Luc Jacamon.
December 6, 2023
In this column I intend to share some thoughts about The Killer (both book and movie) and then follow it…
Barry Keoghan as Oliver Quick in Saltburn (2023), Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
December 4, 2023
A gluttonous form of luxury that’s deadly and intoxicating as much as it is orgasmically gratifying, Saltburn is disgustingly mesmerizing.
Daisy Ridley as Helena Pelletier in The Marsh King's Daughter (2023), Lionsgate
December 1, 2023
Giving us Daisy Ridley's best performance yet, The Marsh King's Daughter is a film that is more than worthy of…
November 24, 2023
Presenting a predictable story that lacks any memorable kills, It's a Wonderful Knife is no more than a forgettable holiday…
November 23, 2023
Pain Hustlers attempts to be the cinematic takedown of the opioid epidemic but fails to stay in the fight longer…
Brie Larson as Captain Marvel in The Marvels (2023), Marvel Studios
November 22, 2023
The Marvels is a film that cannot justify its own existence, as one of the worst cinematic endeavors the MCU…
October 31, 2023
Keeping the majority of the anxiety inducing chills from the games it stems from, Five Nights at Freddy’s delivers a…
Angela (Lidya Jewett) finds herself in the swings of full possession in The Exorcist: Believer (2023), Universal Pictures
October 19, 2023
'The Exorcist: Believer' is a disaster of a reboot that only makes sense to someone who is biblically illiterate.
October 5, 2023
With a terrifyingly claustrophobic atmosphere and riveting performances, You’ll Never Find Me is a masterpiece of suspense.
September 27, 2023
The Creator has astonishing visuals, but that's where its charm ends. While the performances are strong, the thrilling elements of…
September 26, 2023
A flesh-driven and monochrome chunk of thrust-thirsty nonsense, Divinity doesn't offer audiences anything worthwhile.
September 25, 2023
Director Macon Blair has revitalized The Toxic Avenger with a reboot that is every bit as entertaining as the original…
September 25, 2023
The latest entry in The Expendables fails to impress, further proving that the series should have gotten out while it…