‘Fast X’ Review – Jason Momoa’s Clown Show Performance Keeps This From Being The Worst Film Of 2023

Jason Momoa as Dante in Fast X, directed by Louis Leterrier.

Jason Momoa as Dante in Fast X, directed by Louis Leterrier.

Ladies, gentlemen, degenerates, sit down. We need to talk.

Let’s not beat around the bush: The Fast & Furious franchise is hands down the dumbest in the history of cinema.

After 22 years, there is nothing that I can tell you as a film critic that will either make you want to watch this film or run away from it. At this point, you are either all in for more Fast movies or you have tapped out from watching superheroes with cars a long time ago. There is no in-between.

And because your decision to see this movie has already been made, it follows that doing a traditional movie review for Fast X would be a complete waste of everyone’s time, including my own.

So against the wishes of the editors here at Bounding Into Comics, I decided that I’m not going to do one. Instead, I will be doing a non-review-review of the film.

What follows is a list, in order, of the thoughts that I had and wrote down as I took a bullet for you and watched all 141 minutes of the franchise’s latest bulls–t.

Society Reviews’ Non-Review of Fast X

The best thing that I can say about Fast X is that it’s 2 minutes shorter than the last movie.

Had we not gotten a soap opera style cliffhanger for an ending, I probably would have been a bit nicer on the film, but at this point, the franchise doesn’t deserve any slack.

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